this job makes me want to do drugs

I mean I love it when I’m out at the wharf talking to coworkers and tourists but being in this office is dreadful.

Yes.

Yes.

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Where can I buy this beautiful creature?

Where can I buy this beautiful creature?

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Lucy, the lovely and intimidating 80 pound boxer/pitbull mix I babysit every so often. Also known add Lucy Goosey, Lucifer, Lucy Loo, etc. ;)

Lucy, the lovely and intimidating 80 pound boxer/pitbull mix I babysit every so often. Also known add Lucy Goosey, Lucifer, Lucy Loo, etc. ;)

percoset

Is fucking awesome. Everything is just happy. Like it should be. I forgot how much I liked painkillers. No offense but weed can suck it.

Except for the itchy nose, I don’t get that…. Vicodin does it too!

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someone come paint my nails

And sit with me while I complain about how shitty I feel even though you know already cause I’ve said it five times today. we can watch stupid TV shows and old movies until our eyes hurt then go outside and watch the sunset just because we haven’t in a while.
And if I’m still sick after all that then I think I might be sick forever cause that sounds like some damn good medicine to me.

too close
Had this stuck in my head for at least a week. Love it.

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Super sick. Tea is the best medicine.

Super sick. Tea is the best medicine.